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How to Use Your Stand Irresponsibly: Cinderella
Title: How to Use Your Stand Irresponsibly: Cinderella
Fandom: JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Diamond Is Unbreakable
Character(s): Yukako, Aya
Pairing(s): Yukako/Koichi
Genre: Fluff
Word Count: 500
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: None
Summary: If you can't use a superpower to help you get laid, or while getting laid, what good is it?
Notes: Yes, this some more.
Yukako no longer needs the services of Aya Tsuji or her Stand, now that she knows Koichi returns her feelings. Still, she’s grateful to her for the part she played in them getting together, so now and then Yukako comes to visit Aya and take her out for lunch nearby. She’s not bad company.
“Men,” says Aya, after she finishes her meal, “come to my salon occasionally. Everyone wants to be lucky in love, and my salon has a reputation for good results. Of course, they try not to go in when anyone else is watching, that would be far too embarrassing.” She rests her elbows on the table. “The ones who are brave enough to just walk straight in deserve a discount, but I would have to stop pretending I don’t notice the others sneaking in.”
Yukako nods along, speaking between bites. “So you help them?”
“Of course! I’ll help anyone who will pay me a living wage and listen to the rules. But, you know…” Aya sighs heavily. “Some of them catch wind of what Cinderella really does. I don’t know if they’re Stand users or just perceptive. And then there’s only one body part they want switched out. No man is satisfied with their natural size - I personally blame pornography. Women aren’t nearly as bad about their breast size.”
Yukako rolls her eyes. “Men. They always have a one-track mind.”
“There was one customer lately, a Hazamada somebody, whose lucky size was smaller than he already was. Of course he didn’t believe that when I told him, he thought I was just making fun of him. It’s hard not to want to mock him, I admit... He stormed out as soon as he got his pants back on,” says Aya. “He was unpleasant enough that I would have charged more to try to make him lucky in love, anyway. I had nothing to work with there.”
“I’ve heard of him, he’s a Stand user. You should have charged him triple for bad personality.” Something occurs to Yukako, and she visibly hesitates to voice it as she finishes the rest of her food.
Aya blinks at her as the lull in the conversation grows. “Is something wrong, dear?”
Yukako swallows, tense, but forges on ahead. “You haven’t had a customer of… my Koichi, have you? Especially not...”
“Oh, is that all you were worried about?” Aya giggles, covering her mouth with one hand. “I promise you, the only dealings I’ve had with your boyfriend were when you first met me. Everything about him is all natural. Especially that.”
Yukako relaxes. She’s quick to add, “I wasn’t doubting him. I was just making sure.”
Aya’s smile widens. “Of course you were. I understand completely,” she says. “I should probably reopen the salon soon. Thank you for taking me out to lunch.”
“Take care, Aya.” She considers making a joke about the serial killer coming in for a change of face, but decides it would be in bad taste.
Fandom: JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Diamond Is Unbreakable
Character(s): Yukako, Aya
Pairing(s): Yukako/Koichi
Genre: Fluff
Word Count: 500
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: None
Summary: If you can't use a superpower to help you get laid, or while getting laid, what good is it?
Notes: Yes, this some more.
Yukako no longer needs the services of Aya Tsuji or her Stand, now that she knows Koichi returns her feelings. Still, she’s grateful to her for the part she played in them getting together, so now and then Yukako comes to visit Aya and take her out for lunch nearby. She’s not bad company.
“Men,” says Aya, after she finishes her meal, “come to my salon occasionally. Everyone wants to be lucky in love, and my salon has a reputation for good results. Of course, they try not to go in when anyone else is watching, that would be far too embarrassing.” She rests her elbows on the table. “The ones who are brave enough to just walk straight in deserve a discount, but I would have to stop pretending I don’t notice the others sneaking in.”
Yukako nods along, speaking between bites. “So you help them?”
“Of course! I’ll help anyone who will pay me a living wage and listen to the rules. But, you know…” Aya sighs heavily. “Some of them catch wind of what Cinderella really does. I don’t know if they’re Stand users or just perceptive. And then there’s only one body part they want switched out. No man is satisfied with their natural size - I personally blame pornography. Women aren’t nearly as bad about their breast size.”
Yukako rolls her eyes. “Men. They always have a one-track mind.”
“There was one customer lately, a Hazamada somebody, whose lucky size was smaller than he already was. Of course he didn’t believe that when I told him, he thought I was just making fun of him. It’s hard not to want to mock him, I admit... He stormed out as soon as he got his pants back on,” says Aya. “He was unpleasant enough that I would have charged more to try to make him lucky in love, anyway. I had nothing to work with there.”
“I’ve heard of him, he’s a Stand user. You should have charged him triple for bad personality.” Something occurs to Yukako, and she visibly hesitates to voice it as she finishes the rest of her food.
Aya blinks at her as the lull in the conversation grows. “Is something wrong, dear?”
Yukako swallows, tense, but forges on ahead. “You haven’t had a customer of… my Koichi, have you? Especially not...”
“Oh, is that all you were worried about?” Aya giggles, covering her mouth with one hand. “I promise you, the only dealings I’ve had with your boyfriend were when you first met me. Everything about him is all natural. Especially that.”
Yukako relaxes. She’s quick to add, “I wasn’t doubting him. I was just making sure.”
Aya’s smile widens. “Of course you were. I understand completely,” she says. “I should probably reopen the salon soon. Thank you for taking me out to lunch.”
“Take care, Aya.” She considers making a joke about the serial killer coming in for a change of face, but decides it would be in bad taste.