Toss Off

[misheard]

Title: Toss Off
Fandom: Fate/Zero
Character(s): Zero Lancer, Waver
Pairing(s): Zero Lancer/Waver
Genre: Fluff
Word Count: 1,015
Rating: R
Warnings: Discussion of pornography
Summary: Lancer finds his Master's pornography and does nothing with it at all.
Notes: Written for the square "pictures".

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( -cleaned my room for me? )

Hey Pretty

[misheard]

Title: Hey Pretty
Fandom: Fate/Zero
Character(s): Waver, Zero Lancer
Pairing(s): Zero Lancer/Waver
Genre: Fluff
Word Count: 525
Rating: G
Warnings: None
Summary: Waver loses Diarmuid for a minute and finds him surrounded by women.
Notes: Written for the square "gender play".

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( If you have good results- )

Not Headstone But Headboard

[misheard]

Title: Not Headstone But Headboard
Fandom: Animamundi: Dark Alchemist
Character(s): Georik, Mikhail, St. Germant, Mephistopheles
Pairing(s): St. Germant/Georik, Mikhail/Georik, Mephistopheles/Georik, Germant/Mikhail/Mephistopheles/Georik
Genre: Smut
Word Count: 1,250
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Dubious consent (not knowing that there's a fourth invisible member of the sexual act or not wanting to reveal him to the one who does't know)
Summary: Someone intrudes on a perfectly nice threesome. It would help if all of them could see their final member.
Notes: Written for the square "gangbang".

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( No lifeline, no need. )

Restrained Bedside Manner

[misheard]

Title: Restrained Bedside Manner
Fandom: Animamundi: Dark Alchemist
Character(s): St. Germant, Georik, Mikhail
Pairing(s): Georik/St. Germant, mentions of past Bruno/St. Germant
Genre: Smut
Word Count: 1,035
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: References to past non-con
Summary: After having had Bruno as his doctor, Germant is understandably reluctant to be examined by anyone.
Notes: Written for the square "medical kink".

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( This was an impressive gamble. )

Beautiful Circle of Dance

[misheard]

Title: Beautiful Circle of Dance
Fandom: Animamundi: Dark Alchemist
Character(s): Georik, Mikhail
Pairing(s): Georik/Mikhail
Genre: Humor
Word Count: 830
Rating: PG
Warnings: None
Summary: After time begins again, Georik seeks to give Mikhail some closure about the "lovely lady" he danced with at the ball.
Notes: Written for the square "crossdressing".

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( When Lilith grew into the dress, maybe she would wear it to a ball such as this. )

In The Alley

[misheard]

Title: In The Alley
Fandom: Animamundi: Dark Alchemist, Saint Young Men
Character(s): Mephistopheles, Lucifer (SYM)
Pairing(s): Lucifer/Mephistopheles
Genre: Smut
Word Count: 590
Rating: R
Warnings: None
Summary: Mephistopheles takes interest in a stranger completely unlike his Lucifer.
Notes: Written for the square "foot fetish/shoe fetish".

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( Could be more intimately acquainted with 'em... )

Naga

[misheard]

Title: Naga
Fandom: Saint Young Men
Character(s): Lucifer, Mara
Pairing(s): Lucifer/Mara
Genre: Smut
Word Count: 610
Rating: R
Warnings: None
Summary: Lucifer engages in some casual xenophilia.
Notes: Written for the wildcard square.

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( He hates when he does that. )