Compagno

[misheard]

Title: Compagno
Fandom: JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Vento Aureo
Character(s): Melone, Prosciutto, Risotto, Pesci
Pairing(s): None
Genre: Fluff
Word Count: 615
Rating: PG
Warnings: None
Summary: “He’s like a child who hasn’t been taught correctly, and you’ve been babying him.” “Melone, your idea of educating children involves letting them eat their mothers after they’ve learned enough."
Notes: "Partners" square on Cotton Candy Bingo. I have no idea what I'm doing for these assassins really.

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( also why am I using bad Italian )

The Enemy of My Enemy

[misheard]

Title: The Enemy of My Enemy
Fandom: JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Vento Aureo
Character(s): Giorno, Buccellati, Fugo, Abbachio, Mista, Narancia, Trish, Risotto, Ghiaccio, Melone, Prosciutto, Pesci, Formaggio, Illuso, Doppio, Diavolo
Pairing(s): None
Genre: Humor
Word Count: 1,005
Rating: PG
Warnings: None
Summary: The enemy of my enemy is my friend. Or: the execution squad tries to put aside hard feelings with mixed degrees of success.
Notes: No, I don't know how the execution squad managed to survive up to this point. It's an AU, shhhh. Also, there is really cute Buccellati/Pesci fanart and I'm confused by it.

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( I know some good folks and some of them are just like you )

Fratello

[misheard]

Title: Fratello
Fandom: JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Vento Aureo
Character(s): Buccellati, Pesci, Abbacchio, Fugo, Giorno, Narancia, Mista, Prosciutto
Pairing(s): Buccellati/Pesci
Genre: Fluff
Word Count: 610
Rating: G
Warnings: None
Summary: Big brother Buccellati.
Notes: WOOPS APPARENTLY THIS IS A VERSE also I will not apologize for my crack pairings. "Milestone" square on Cotton Candy Bingo.

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( I know some good folks )