Smooth Moves

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Title: Smooth Moves
Fandom: JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Vento Aureo
Character(s): Prosciutto, Risotto, Melone, Buccellati, Pesci
Pairing(s): Buccellati/Pesci, Melone/Buccellati
Genre: Humor
Word Count: 910
Rating: PG
Warnings: None
Summary: The drug team is taken out; more importantly, Pesci learns how to ask people out on dates.
Notes: Stupid ship fics.

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