How to Use Your Stand Irresponsibly: Surface

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Title: How to Use Your Stand Irresponsibly: Surface
Fandom: JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Diamond is Unbreakable
Character(s): Josuke, Hazamada, Surface
Pairing(s): Surface/Josuke
Genre: Smut
Word Count: 720
Rating: R
Warnings: None
Summary: If you can't use a superpower to help you get laid, or while getting laid, what good is it?
Notes: Chapter 3, featuring that asshole. If Pixiv can do it so can I.

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( Pixiv can be weird though. )

Get Back

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Title: Get Back
Fandom: JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Phantom Blood
Character(s): Speedwagon, Jonathan
Pairing(s): Jonathan/Speedwagon
Genre: Fluff
Word Count: 335
Rating: PG
Warnings: None
Summary: Speedwagon scolds an injured Jonathan.
Notes: Posting these in groups of five! Sorry for the spam. Prompt: "speedwagon/jonathan: over protectiveness of jonathan's part"

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( This one's too short for AO3. )

a hand that isn't yours

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Title: a hand that isn't yours
Fandom: JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Diamond Is Unbreakable
Character(s): Okuyasu, Josuke
Pairing(s): Josuke/Okuyasu
Genre: Fluff/Smut
Word Count: 840
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: None
Summary: Josuke and Okuyasu's first time, plus their Stands.
Notes: Posting these in groups of five! Sorry for the spam. Prompt: "Josuke/Okuyasu, first time - both too nervous to go all out themselves they experiment with their stands instead."

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( This one is long enough. )

Recordings

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Title: Recordings
Fandom: JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Vento Aureo
Character(s): Diavolo, Doppio, NPC
Pairing(s): Diavolo/Doppio, Doppio/NPC
Genre: Smut
Word Count: 755
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: None
Summary: Doppio's one-night stands are always recorded.
Notes: Posting these in groups of five! Sorry for the spam. Prompt: "Diavolo/Doppio, Diavolo likes watching video footage of Doppio being fucked."

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( This one is also long enough. )

Googly Eyes

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Title: Googly Eyes
Fandom: JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Stone Ocean
Character(s): Anasui, Guess, Jolyne
Pairing(s): Anasui/Jolyne, Anasui/Guess
Genre: Humor
Word Count: 585
Rating: PG
Warnings: None
Summary: Anasui meets Jolyne's roommate.
Notes: Posting these in groups of five! Sorry for the spam. Prompt: "Guess/Anasui, neither of them have Jolyne but at least they have that in common."

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( This one probably didn't fit the request. )

Lap

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Title: Lap
Fandom: JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Diamond is Unbreakable
Character(s): Josuke, Jotaro
Pairing(s): Jotaro/Josuke
Genre: Smut
Word Count: 745
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Incest
Summary: There are certain advantages to being smaller than someone.
Notes: Posting these in groups of five! Sorry for the spam, last one. Prompt: "Josuke REALLY wants to sit in his awesome uncle's lap. Jotaro figures there's no harm in humoring him.... Then takes it further, since who knew his nephew was so cute when excited?"

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( I'm sorry for this ship. )