Just Because I'm Mafia, Doesn't Mean I'm Mafia

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Title: Just Because I'm Mafia, Doesn't Mean I'm Mafia
Fandom: JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Battle Tendency + Vento Aureo + other mentions
Character(s): Buccellati, Kars, Giorno
Pairing(s): Kars/Buccellati
Genre: Smut
Word Count: 1,045
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: None
Summary: In between games of All Star Battle and Mafia, Kars and Buccellati make good on some promises.
Notes: So there was this Mafia game... that I wasn't even in, but somehow I got roped into writing this?

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( Mysterious things. )

Teaming Up

[misheard]

Title: Teaming Up
Fandom: JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Vento Aureo
Character(s): Prosciutto, Buccellati, Fugo, Pesci, Giorno, Illuso, Formaggio, Mista, Risotto, Narancia, Abbacchio, Ghiaccio, OCs
Pairing(s): None
Genre: Drama/Humor
Word Count: 3,400
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Character death
Summary: A group of traitors is trying to take out the boss, Buccellati's group and the assassins.
Notes: This took a long time to write.

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( Obvious reasons why. )

Pizzeria

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Title: Pizzeria
Fandom: JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Vento Aureo
Character(s): Narancia, Fugo, Risotto
Pairing(s): Narancia/Fugo
Genre: Fluff
Word Count: 520
Rating: G
Warnings: None
Summary: We interrupt plot to bring you a much more important date night.
Notes: Risotto and Narancia broness is important to me.

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( It's good to me. )