Crying Child

[misheard]

Title: Crying Child
Fandom: Undertale
Character(s): Sans, Frisk, Papyrus, Undyne
Pairing(s): None
Genre: General
Word Count: 620
Rating: PG
Warnings: Spoilers
Summary: Sans does not expect Frisk to react as badly as they do, and gets scolded by everyone else.
Notes: Inspired by this comic by incogni-art.

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( I don't have lyrics for this )

like you so much better when you're naked

[misheard]

Title: like you so much better when you're naked
Fandom: 1bitHeart
Character(s): Toukai, Nanashi
Pairing(s): Nanashi/Toukai
Genre: Fluff
Word Count: 680
Rating: PG-15
Warnings: Alcohol use
Summary: “Last night, you remember the party, right? You got a little tipsy, and we had sex.” Nanase sounds completely nonchalant.
Notes: Morning after fic!

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( come on take me home )

Dirty of Loudness

[misheard]

Title: Dirty of Loudness
Fandom: 1bitHeart
Character(s): Toukai, Nanashi, Misane
Pairing(s): Nanashi/Toukai
Genre: Humor
Word Count: 550
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: None
Summary: Protip: if you're loud in bed, do not have sex in the same house as your daughter.
Notes: Friend had the 'loud in bed' headcanon and I ran with it.

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( lyrics are hard )