that language only hair can speak

[misheard]

Title: that language only hair can speak
Fandom: Bungou Stray Dogs
Character(s): Dazai, Kunikida, Atsushi, Odasaku, Ango
Pairing(s): None
Genre: Fluff
Word Count: 500
Rating: G
Warnings: None
Summary: Two peaceful moments with combs.
Notes: Could be read shippy.

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( I mean, it's me writing, so you know. )

unlike the story it was written to be

[misheard]

Title: unlike the story it was written to be
Fandom: Bungou Stray Dogs
Character(s): Fitzgerald, Steinbeck, Hawthorne, Poe
Pairing(s): onesided Alcott/Fitzgerald
Genre: Fluff?
Word Count: 500
Rating: PG
Warnings: None
Summary: Fitzgerald finally gets a clue, with assistance.
Notes: My guilty ship.

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( Except I'm not that guilty about it. )

children's voices tangle

[misheard]

Title: children's voices tangle
Fandom: Bungou to Alchemist
Character(s): Kenji, Chuuya
Pairing(s): None
Genre: Angst
Word Count: 560
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Child death
Summary: On the anniversary of Chuuya’s elder son’s birthday, Chuuya drinks. Kenji can’t help but be concerned.
Notes: Someday I'm going to get translations for everyone by begging.

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( In the meantime, sads. )