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Mini ([personal profile] misheard) wrote in [community profile] nealuchi2023-07-15 09:51 am

call me a whale 'cause I'd do anything to bring you home

Title: call me a whale 'cause I'd do anything to bring you home
Fandom: Fate/Grand Order
Character(s): Roman, Queen of Sheba
Pairing(s): Queen of Sheba/Roman
Genre: Fluff/Humor
Word Count: 100
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Spoilers
Summary: Roman tries a line on Sheba: results are mixed.
Notes:


Roman is not subtle when he’s working up the nerve to say something, Sheba thinks. But if she asked him, he’d clam up instantly, so instead she keeps petting his hair as she waits for him to spit it out.

“My queen,” he manages eventually.

She smiles. “Yes, my king?”

“Your breasts look heavy, may I hold them for you?”

She snorts, before bursting into unrestrained laughter. By the time she catches her breath, Roman’s face is the color of a tomato. “Did Merlin give you that line?”

“…Maybe…”

“You really should know better,” Sheba replies. “But yes, you may.”


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