nealuchi | not wrong tho

Title: not wrong tho
Fandom: Fate/Grand Order
Character(s): Ophelia, Mash, Kirschtaria
Pairing(s): None
Genre: Humor
Word Count: 100
Rating: PG
Warnings: None
Summary: Mash asks Ophelia about a phrase she heard.
Notes: Part of Mash Gets a Little Swearing, as a Treat.

“Ophelia?” Mash asks, biting her lip. “Do you know what a… ‘ben elef’ is?”

Ophelia sets down her book. “Where did you hear that?”

“Doctor Roman called Beryl that today. I… don’t think it’s very nice.”

Most things that Beryl gets called aren’t. “My Hebrew isn’t very good, all I know how to do is ask about the bathroom, but I know Kirschtaria studied it. I’ll ask.”

(Kirschtaria looks at her with his usual impassive expression. “Why do you need to call someone ‘son of a thousand whores’?”

“I don’t!” And Mash definitely doesn’t need to learn this particular phrase.)