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Protocest
Title: Protocest
Fandom: Fate/stay night, Fate/Prototype
Character(s): Saber, Saber Prototype
Pairing(s): Saber Prototype/Saber
Genre: Humor
Word Count: 150
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: None
Summary: Arturia and Arthur search for the culturally appropriate thing to do.
Notes: This pairing was randomly generated.
"The culturally appropriate thing to do would be to have sex," Arturia says.
Arthur peers over her shoulder. She has several pages open on 'TV Tropes', including 'Screw Yourself' and 'Opposite Sex Clone'. "Is that really what people do nowadays?"
"I haven't seen anyone else encounter themselves, so I don't have any experience with it, but..." Saber frowns. "I would rather seem fluent in modern society, or at least not need to rely on Shirou's help as much."
"It's not something I'd want to bring up to Ayaka either; she wouldn't be able to look at me for days." Arthur looks thoughtful. "I wouldn't mind, if it's the right thing to do. If it's with myself, it shouldn't be too awkward."
"I trust myself to behave like a gentleman." Arturia faces her oppositely gendered self. "I accept your offer."
They do it in the missionary position with the lights off.
Fandom: Fate/stay night, Fate/Prototype
Character(s): Saber, Saber Prototype
Pairing(s): Saber Prototype/Saber
Genre: Humor
Word Count: 150
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: None
Summary: Arturia and Arthur search for the culturally appropriate thing to do.
Notes: This pairing was randomly generated.
"The culturally appropriate thing to do would be to have sex," Arturia says.
Arthur peers over her shoulder. She has several pages open on 'TV Tropes', including 'Screw Yourself' and 'Opposite Sex Clone'. "Is that really what people do nowadays?"
"I haven't seen anyone else encounter themselves, so I don't have any experience with it, but..." Saber frowns. "I would rather seem fluent in modern society, or at least not need to rely on Shirou's help as much."
"It's not something I'd want to bring up to Ayaka either; she wouldn't be able to look at me for days." Arthur looks thoughtful. "I wouldn't mind, if it's the right thing to do. If it's with myself, it shouldn't be too awkward."
"I trust myself to behave like a gentleman." Arturia faces her oppositely gendered self. "I accept your offer."
They do it in the missionary position with the lights off.