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Entry tags:
Buffing
Title: Buffing
Fandom: Battle Moon Wars
Character(s): Magical Amber, Gilgamesh
Pairing(s): None
Genre: Humor
Word Count: 175
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: None
Summary: Magical Amber taunts the downed Gilgamesh.
Notes: This pairing was randomly generated.
"Pump enough points into weapon strength and attack power, and apply buffs liberally," Magical Amber says, sparkling, "and an-y-one can defeat the King of Heroes!"
Gilgamesh glares at her. It would be more imposing if he hadn't been beaten to a pulp three seconds prior. "You must have cheated somehow."
"Oh, a little. I'd never get that much FP to raise my stats to 99 even on a New Game+++." She shrugs. "But what can you do about it? You're just a boss, not even the final boss or the secret final boss or the very definitely secret final boss. You're not even a recruitable character. Your lot in life is to be steamrolled over by characters doing a hacked run, and the ways to boost FP and BP are to ridiculous levels are easily found on the Battle Moon Wars forums. In short-" A wicked gleam comes to her eye. "You'll take whatever I dish out, bitch."
Gilgamesh would throttle her to death if the plot didn't demand that he die right about now.
Fandom: Battle Moon Wars
Character(s): Magical Amber, Gilgamesh
Pairing(s): None
Genre: Humor
Word Count: 175
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: None
Summary: Magical Amber taunts the downed Gilgamesh.
Notes: This pairing was randomly generated.
"Pump enough points into weapon strength and attack power, and apply buffs liberally," Magical Amber says, sparkling, "and an-y-one can defeat the King of Heroes!"
Gilgamesh glares at her. It would be more imposing if he hadn't been beaten to a pulp three seconds prior. "You must have cheated somehow."
"Oh, a little. I'd never get that much FP to raise my stats to 99 even on a New Game+++." She shrugs. "But what can you do about it? You're just a boss, not even the final boss or the secret final boss or the very definitely secret final boss. You're not even a recruitable character. Your lot in life is to be steamrolled over by characters doing a hacked run, and the ways to boost FP and BP are to ridiculous levels are easily found on the Battle Moon Wars forums. In short-" A wicked gleam comes to her eye. "You'll take whatever I dish out, bitch."
Gilgamesh would throttle her to death if the plot didn't demand that he die right about now.