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bungou stray do not
Title: bungou stray do not
Fandom: Bungou Stray Dogs, Bungou to Alchemist
Character(s): BunAl Chuuya
Pairing(s): None
Genre: Humor
Word Count: 100
Rating: PG
Warnings: BSD Spoilers
Summary: Poet Chuuya checks up on how things have been going for the Agency and the Port Mafia recently. It turns out: not well!
Notes: Part of Tiger Songs.
Fandom: Bungou Stray Dogs, Bungou to Alchemist
Character(s): BunAl Chuuya
Pairing(s): None
Genre: Humor
Word Count: 100
Rating: PG
Warnings: BSD Spoilers
Summary: Poet Chuuya checks up on how things have been going for the Agency and the Port Mafia recently. It turns out: not well!
Notes: Part of Tiger Songs.
"What the fuck do you mean Discount Dazai is in prison? …What the fuck do you mean you're wanted terrorists now?! I stop visiting for a couple months and you… Vampires? You're joking, right?"
"This isn't exactly how I wanted to see you again, Ryuunosuke," Chuuya says.
Faster than any human, Akutagawa lunges for Chuuya's neck. It's a bit awkward given how far he has to bend down to bite into it.
Chuuya makes no attempt to stop him, for reasons that become obvious when Akutagawa recoils and spits out ink.
"Least you've still got taste buds. Could be worse."