get together

[misheard]

Title: get together
Fandom: Library of Ruina
Character(s): Evangeline (OC), Mountain of Smiling Bodies
Pairing(s): Evangeline/Mountain of Smiling Bodies
Genre: Smut
Word Count: 1,215
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: None
Summary: The Alpha-class Abnormalities are definitely too dangerous to hit on... outside of books.
Notes: Part of "these eldritch horrors are beyond YOUR comprehension. i get them though."

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Evangeline has weird tastes, but she's not stupid. She's well aware that trying to sleep with some Abnormalities in the facility would have killed her. Even if she might have had a passing thought or two about some of the Alphas being hot, there's no way she would have acted on them.

Books are different. The Abnormalities, once defeated in their books, aren't tame exactly, but they're willing to work with you. They won't attack you… at least not on purpose. And even if they did, she's effectively immortal for as long as her boss is willing to keep unbooking her, so.

That said, it's still a good idea to bring food with you when you go to visit Mountain of Smiling Bodies. Both as a precaution against becoming food yourself, and because bigger is always better in Evangeline's book.

While Mountain of Smiling Bodies chomps down on a juicy steak, Evangeline pets it affectionately. She starts out petting one section, and when a second pops up she uses both hands to pet them at the same time. She only has two hands, unfortunately, so the third part goes un-pet.

Three sections seems to be about its limit. Mountain finishes its food and starts to rub its body against her hands.

"How is it?" she asks. "You look satisfied."

"We… are happy... Meat… is good…" Its voice is a low rumble, seeming to come from all its mouths at once.

She gives it scritches. "That's good to hear. You like being nice and big, right?"

It doesn't quite purr at the attention, but it does come close. "We are… one… We like… to be together..."

"That's good. I like you best when you're big, too. You're a very good-looking Abnormality, you know that?" She presses her lips to the side of its body in a kiss. It has the texture of skin stretched over an inhuman shape, with lumps and ridges where there shouldn't be.

"You want… to eat… us…?" It doesn't sound mad about the idea, at least.

"No, I can't eat you. You wouldn't fit." That's definitely not the last time she'll use that sentence. "Do you like it when I touch you?"

The answer comes right away: "Yes…"

"Okay, then I'm going to touch you more. Don't squish me, please."

Finding anything resembling genitals on Mountain of Smiling Bodies is… a challenge. There are, as the name implies, plenty of bodies in there, and she assumes most of them at one point had them, but much of the mass is melted and fused together such that it's difficult to find any particular body part on the outside.

It behaves very nicely for her while she searches, though, staying still while she runs her hands over the underside of its body. It flopping down on her now would probably crush her ribs, but it obligingly lifts itself up more so that she can get a better look.

"You're being so good." She presses another kiss to the first section's belly. "Good mountain."

"We are… good…" it agrees. The second section clumsily pets at her hair with one of its thick black hands.

She smiles, and rolls over to start examining the second section. Initially it's more of the same - mouths, masks, pieces of debris - but one of the cavities she encounters, when she dips a finger into it, causes the whole body to shake. "Oh, does that feel nice?"

"Feels… good…" It pushes its whole body towards her hand. "Touch us… again…"

Evangeline's more than happy to. She slides a second finger into the opening, gently rubbing while Mountain rumbles around her. She licks into it - tastes like skin, but a little more bitter - and its shout nearly hurts her ears.

Its limbs are trembling enough that she's worried they might give out on it and squash her accidentally, though, so reluctantly she sits up. "Can you let me on top of you?"

Easily done. It picks her up and sets her on its body face-first, rubbing her against its hole. She gets the idea and opens her mouth, letting it grind against her tongue.

It feels a little like weightlessness, being held up and moved around like this. There's nothing she could possibly do to get out of its grip, but rather than fear it's excitement and arousal that has her shivering.

"We are… happy… You feel… good…" Another hand pets her aimlessly, stroking her hair one second and her legs the next. She takes a hold of its hand and gently directs it to her chest, and when it rubs her there she moans against its skin.

Something black and viscous spills into Evangeline's mouth, tasting bitter. She coughs, and the liquid drips down her lips and chin, but Mountain continues to grind against her. She breathes in through her nose until its movements slow and finally come to a halt.

"You're pretty messy," she says, once she can catch her breath. "Did you have fun?"

"Lots of fun…" it says.

"I'm glad." She runs her hands down its body until she finds a protrusion that will work for her, debris covered by a layer of skin. "Do you want to help me have fun, too?"

It bobs its head so eagerly in a nod that it almost knocks her off it. She can't help but laugh as she hikes up her skirt.

Mountain of Smiling Bodies is, as the name implies, mostly bodies, but there are also objects that have gotten caught up in its mass. This looks like a broken-off lever, but the skin stretched over it has made it soft enough for her to easily slide herself onto it. She rolls her hips, bracing herself on its body by holding onto another piece sticking out.

"Good mountain," she says, breathless. "So cute and so good for me."

It holds her in place, pushing her further down onto it. The natural motions from its breathing make it shift inside her, rubbing against her walls and drawing out a moan.

"We get… together…" The rumble of its voice is a vibration she can feel.

It would't be the worst way to go, she thinks, holding on with one hand and letting the other slide down her own body. Being a part of Mountain, one of the many minds that form its consciousness, doesn't sound half bad. She'd never be alone, and she'd be stunning.

But she'd rather stay in her current shape right now, as plain as it is compared to an Abnormality. Luckily, she's pretty sure Mountain can't absorb her in this particular way.

Evangeline lifts her hips and fucks herself onto it harder, more breathless moans slipping from her lips. She rubs her thumb over her clit, and her body squeezes Mountain tighter. Another pair of hands gropes artlessly at her chest, tearing the fabric of her shirt.

When she comes, it's with a few more frantic motions before she finally freezes up, her limbs going taut and then relaxing all at once. She lifts herself off it slowly, careful as she climbs down to the floor.

"Good…?" it asks.

"Very good," she says with a smile. "This is why you're my favorite Alpha Abnormality."

…At least until she can figure out how to seduce Nothing There, anyway.