boredom's not a burden anyone should bear

[misheard]

Title: boredom's not a burden anyone should bear
Fandom: Fate/Grand Order
Character(s): Mary Anning, Ritsuka
Pairing(s): Anning/Ritsuka
Genre: Humor
Word Count: 285
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: None
Summary: Ritsuka reacts to one of Mary Anning's cruder comments.
Notes:

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Ritsuka likes to think she's difficult to fluster by now.

After all, Kiyohime was one of the first Servants she summoned, and started declaring she'd be her wife almost instantly. Kiara and Kama regularly invite her to drown in depravity, with the frequency that other Servants invite her to join them in the battle simulator. You learn to tune it out eventually.

She admits she doesn't know much about Mary Anning's legend, but she knows she's definitely not a Beast or a Berserker or Chaotic Evil, so she isn't as wary as she might be with more threatening Servants.

"Looks like you're quite popular, but I used to be really popular in the past too, y'know? There were lots of wives who sought my skillful fingers~ You know what I mean?" Mary wiggles her fingers at Ritsuka, laughing.

Ritsuka feels her cheeks color red. "How - how do you just say that?!" she asks, reaching for a pillow to toss at Mary's face. "Even Kiara doesn't talk about - you know, specifics."

"Oof - really? Score one for me over the local horny Beast then." Mary's grin just gets bigger. "Master, if you're curious, all you have to do is say so~ I know half the Servants wanna marry you or something, but I'm fine with just messing around."

"No thank you." Even if something casual sounds much safer than giving in to Kiyohime or Kama… nope, not even considering it, definitely not. Besides, even if she did want to: "You definitely don't have the strength to deal with the number of Servants who'd be furious with you, and I'm not grailing you just for sex."

"Gah, and I'm supposed to be the one who just says things…"