nealuchi | you've got so much in common: talk about your taste in women!

Title: you've got so much in common: talk about your taste in women!
Fandom: Fate/Grand Order
Character(s): Ritsuka, Oryou, Ryouma
Pairing(s): Ryouma/Ritsuka/Oryou
Genre: Fluff
Word Count: 437
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: None
Summary: Oryou has three important questions for Ritsuka.
Notes:

"Hey, you. Listen to Oryou for a minute."

Seated on her bed, Ritsuka turns to face Oryou fully. It's rare that Oryou specifically tries to get her attention like this, so it must be something important to listen to. "What is it, Oryou?"

"Do you like Oryou?" Oryou asks.

Ritsuka glances at Ryouma, but the expression on his face says that he doesn't know what she's leading up to either, so she answers honestly. "Yeah, I like you a lot! You're the only person I know who gives me frogs." Which she obviously doesn't eat, but she appreciates the sentiment behind them.

"Good. Oryou likes you too," she says with a grin. "Do you like Ryouma?"

"Of course. Ryouma's a very good friend and a reliable ally." She looks over to smile at him brightly.

He rubs the back of his neck, sheepish. "Thank you very much, Master. I just do my best."

"Ryouma likes you too," Oryou says. "So, since we all like each other, why don't we have fun together?"

Ritsuka chokes on air. There's one very obvious interpretation of that sentence, but surely Oryou just doesn't realize what she sounds like to a human, right? "Wh, what kind of fun?"

Oryou floats over and deposits herself directly into Ritsuka's lap. Which, okay, that's pretty hard to misread, especially when Oryou leans in and kisses her.

Oryou's kisses have healing powers. Ritsuka's not sure if they have any other effects or if she's just really good at kissing. Either way, Ritsuka's body heats up in record time, and whimpers escape from her lips as she clings to Oryou's shirt. Which would be embarrassing even if Oryou's husband were not right there.

Actually, where is he now?

-Behind her, wrapping his arms around her and gently pulling her to his chest. "I wouldn't have said anything if Oryou didn't bring it up," he says, "but I wouldn't mind spoiling you a little, Master."

"But I-" She holds a hand up in front of her face to stop Oryou from kissing her more. "-I'm really flattered you'd want to, but I don't know what I'm doing, so I wouldn't want to disappoint you…"

"Humans take sex too seriously." Oryou pets Ritsuka's hair, unmistakably affectionate. "You're always bad at it when you start. That's how starting things works."

"Oryou's right," says Ryouma, the smile clear in his voice. "Don't worry too much about being good at it. The important thing is that everyone enjoys themselves."

It's a solid argument, especially when she wants to agree anyway. Ritsuka threads her fingers through Oryou's hair. "I'll try to remember that."