there's a tallit in my pants

[misheard]

Title: there's a tallit in my pants
Fandom: Fate/Grand Order, Fate/Samurai Remnant
Character(s): Roman, Ritsuka, Samson
Pairing(s): None
Genre: Humor
Word Count: 100
Rating: PG
Warnings: None
Summary: Roman has a complaint about Ritsuka's new Berserker.
Notes:

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“I need you to know,” Roman says, with an edge of desperation, “that that isn’t how you wear a tallit.”

Ritsuka looks between him and Samson. “Should I tell him to take it off? He’s been pretty well-behaved, I probably won’t need a Command Spell.”

“...No, if da Vinci finds out I asked you to tell a Berserker to take off his belt, I don’t think she’d ever let me live it down, and I can’t even blame her.” Roman rubs his forehead. “I’ll just… pretend it’s a coincidentally fringed sash with no religious significance whatsoever.”

“Rargh,” says Samson agreeably.