misheard: (Garry)
Mini ([personal profile] misheard) wrote in [community profile] nealuchi2013-06-10 02:29 pm

Ready to Run

Title: Ready to Run
Fandom: Fate/Zero, Ib
Character(s): Ryuunosuke, Garry, Ib
Pairing(s): None
Genre: Humor
Word Count: 200
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Lolicon joke, Ryuunosuke
Summary: Just another night's work for Ryuunosuke.
Notes: Unposted work from July 2012.


Adults out late at night is never a good sign for Ryuunosuke. He lets go of the hand of the last girl he'd caught and prepares to run if necessary. "Good evening," he says in a completely casual way.

The messy-haired stranger appears to totally ignore him, focusing on the girl standing motionlessly beside him. "Ib? Where have you been?"

The girl, who apparently has the ridiculous name of Ib, says nothing, because she's totally brainwashed.

The man now glares at Ryuunosuke sharply. "Where did you find her? What did you do to her?" He advances on Ryuunosuke, who backs off.

"C-come on now, I was just taking her to the hospital 'cause she's catatonic, or something, you know, it's not my fault..."

Ryuunosuke keeps backing away from the pissed off white knight, and at ten paces exactly he hears the sound of a small girl's voice. "Garry?"

Garry turns back to her, and Ryuunosuke instantly breaks into a run. He runs until he's absolutely certain that no lolicons will follow him, then stops to catch his breath.

At that time he remembers that he's a serial killer and he totally could have just shanked that guy.

God damn it.

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