Nealuchi

Title: Lap
Fandom: JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Diamond is Unbreakable
Character(s): Josuke, Jotaro
Pairing(s): Jotaro/Josuke
Genre: Smut
Word Count: 745
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Incest
Summary: There are certain advantages to being smaller than someone.
Notes: Posting these in groups of five! Sorry for the spam, last one. Prompt: "Josuke REALLY wants to sit in his awesome uncle's lap. Jotaro figures there's no harm in humoring him.... Then takes it further, since who knew his nephew was so cute when excited?"

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( I'm sorry for this ship. )

Title: How to Use Your Stand Irresponsibly: Surface
Fandom: JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Diamond is Unbreakable
Character(s): Josuke, Hazamada, Surface
Pairing(s): Surface/Josuke
Genre: Smut
Word Count: 720
Rating: R
Warnings: None
Summary: If you can't use a superpower to help you get laid, or while getting laid, what good is it?
Notes: Chapter 3, featuring that asshole. If Pixiv can do it so can I.

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( Pixiv can be weird though. )

Title: Jotaro-san
Fandom: JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Diamond Is Unbreakable, Stone Ocean
Character(s): Josuke, Jotaro, Jolyne
Pairing(s): None
Genre: Fluff
Word Count: 1,000
Rating: G
Warnings: None
Summary: Jotaro brings his daughter for a visit. Josuke does some meddling as a responsible great-uncle.
Notes: "Parenthood" square on Cotton Candy Bingo. It's really hard to write a fic that revolves around how people are addressing each other in Japanese, particularly when one of them isn't native Japanese. At least it is for me.

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( I don't have lyrics here )

Title: You Can Dance If You Want To
Fandom: JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Diamond Is Unbreakable
Character(s): Mikitaka, Okuyasu, Josuke
Pairing(s): None
Genre: Fluff
Word Count: 550
Rating: G
Warnings: None
Summary: Mikitaka practices a tradition of his people.
Notes: "Performing" square for Cotton Candy Bingo.

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( 'cause your friends don't dance )

Title: 12.5%
Fandom: JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Diamond Is Unbreakable
Character(s): Jotaro, Josuke
Pairing(s): Onesided Josuke/Jotaro
Genre: Angst
Word Count: 500
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Incestuous feelings
Summary: It could just be hero worship.
Notes: We interrupt your regularly scheduled fluff to bring you: angst. That I blame on Pixiv. I'm not even sure if I ship this yet? I hope I don't?

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( I blame everything on Pixiv really )