Hemipenes

[misheard]

Title: Hemipenes
Fandom: Shin Megami Tensei: Devil Summoner
Character(s): Raidou
Pairing(s): Raja Naga/Raidou
Genre: Smut
Word Count: 330
Rating: R
Warnings: Sex, xenokink
Summary: Raidou has never owned a snake.
Notes: For Pie. Written yesterday.

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( -and he does not want to ask Victor about this particular subject. )

Jailbait

[misheard]

Title: Jailbait
Fandom: Shin Megami Tensei III: Nocturne
Character(s): Louis, Naoki
Pairing(s): Louis/Naoki
Genre: Fluff
Word Count: 295
Rating: PG-15
Warnings: Implications of sex, both apparent shotacon and apparent whatever sex with Oldcifer would be
Summary: "You're kind of creepy when you're the kid."
Notes: For Pie. Written yesterday.

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( Titles are hard. )

.3%

[misheard]

Title: .3%
Fandom: Shin Megami Tensei: Devil Children
Character(s): Louis, Setsuna's mom
Pairing(s): Louis/Setsuna's mom
Genre: Humor
Word Count: 105
Rating: G
Warnings: None
Summary: An awkward discussion.
Notes: For Pie. Written yesterday.

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( I just cop out on titles, usually. )