past heads and tails

[misheard]

Title: past heads and tails
Fandom: Bungou Stray Dogs, Bungou to Alchemist
Character(s): BSD!Chuuya, BunAru!Odasaku, BSD!Dazai, BunAru!Chuuya
Pairing(s): None
Genre: Humor
Word Count: 1,595
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: None
Summary: Chuuya does not get paid nearly enough to deal with alternate universe versions of mafia members.
Notes: Bungo to Alchemist-Odasaku calls the other authors 'Oniisan' in their team-up attack and that makes me happy. It does not make Dazai happy.

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( crossovers are fun )