misheard: (Louis)
Mini ([personal profile] misheard) wrote in [community profile] nealuchi2012-05-06 12:40 pm

.3%

Title: .3%
Fandom: Shin Megami Tensei: Devil Children
Character(s): Louis, Setsuna's mom
Pairing(s): Louis/Setsuna's mom
Genre: Humor
Word Count: 105
Rating: G
Warnings: None
Summary: An awkward discussion.
Notes: For Pie. Written yesterday.


"Dear?"

Louis smiled pleasantly at his lover, who was fidgeting a little. "Yes? You seem upset."

"I went to see the doctor today, because I'd been feeling ill for a while..." She sighed. "I've been on the pill for years, you know that, don't you?"

"Of course." He'd made sure of that before he decided not to use a condom. He wasn't planning on risking fatherhood-

"I'm pregnant."

He stared blankly at her. "...But... pill..."

She shook her head. "Even if it's used perfectly, the doctor said it fails for three out of every thousand people. We were just unlucky."

...Damn you, random number god...