nealuchi | Your Mother

Title: Your Mother
Fandom: Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturne
Character(s): Chiaki, Aradia, Louis, Hitoshura
Pairing(s): Louis/Diana
Genre: Humor
Word Count: 155
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: None
Summary: Chiaki insults the design of Diana.
Notes: Heee.

"Your mother is made out of tits," Chiaki hissed, glaring at Aradia.

Even without her having a face for Hitoshura to read expressions from, it was easy to tell Aradia's mood: she was pissed off. "What were the words you just said?"

"You heard me. Tits on her head, tits on her shoulders, tits on her legs." Chiaki sniffed derisively. "How hideous."

While Aradia seethed, a young voice spoke up. "I'll kindly ask you to not to speak so rudely of my..." The blond boy hesitated.

"Baby momma?" Hitoshura suggested.

"B-" The boy gave Hitoshura a Look. "Stay out of this."

"Let him do what he wants. A child, a false goddess, and him? I'll take all of you on." Chiaki postured. "Three against one will be his handicap."

It turned out that Chiaki could not, in fact, win three against one against a divine being, the devil, and the demifiend. Who would have thought.