misheard: (Setsuna)
Mini ([personal profile] misheard) wrote in [community profile] nealuchi2012-06-07 12:14 pm

Empathy Belly (tm)

Title: Empathy Belly (tm)
Fandom: Shin Megami Tensei: Devil Children
Character(s): Setsuna, Louis
Pairing(s): None
Genre: Humor
Word Count: 190
Rating: PG
Warnings: None
Summary: Louis is concerned and drops by to visit his son.
Notes: Pulling out old/slightly old fics.


Setsuna knew he was in trouble when he opened the door and the old man his father sometimes decided to appear as was outside his house. Lucifer used a lot of forms for a lot of reasons, but the old man was best for being Deeply Disappointed In You.

Nervously, he patted his Empathy Belly (tm) that he'd just gotten from his health class. "What'd I do?"

Lucifer looked at his stomach in a Deeply Disappointed way.

Siiiigh. "It's just a thing from health class, I'm not actually pregnant. Guys can't get pregnant, Dad."

"Believe me, I've seen enough Sabbaths gone wrong to know that they can. If you were using the kind of magic that would allow you to get pregnant, I would have much more to talk about than just how irresponsible it is for you to consider raising a child at your age." He shook his head. "I knew that demon was prone to jump to conclusions... I'll send a different one to watch over you next."

Wait. "You have demons spying on me?" Setsuna asked.

"Of course I have demons spying on you, I'm your father."