something something fireflies joke

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Title: something something fireflies joke
Fandom: Fate/Grand Order
Character(s): Oberon
Pairing(s): None
Genre: Humor
Word Count: 125
Rating: PG
Warnings: None
Summary: Oberon gets summoned in Fuyuki.
Notes:

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"Hey, is this Chald-"

Oberon stops, because this is obviously not Chaldea, unless Chaldea is usually on fire. Ritsuka's skin is covered in dirt and blood, Mash looks like she's on the verge of a panic attack, and there's a young woman he doesn't recognize at all tapping her foot.

"It worked… we really summoned a Servant." Ritsuka's voice is mixed awe and relief. There's no reason they should sound so amazed unless he's the first-

Oh god he's the first Servant they've summoned. He's going to have to play dumb for a few years at the very least.

Oberon pulls a flask out from under his cape and downs its entire contents. "Right! Fairy King Oberon at your service. Just thrilled to be here."