nealuchi | YKINMK

Title: YKINMK
Fandom: Fate/Grand Order
Character(s): Taigong Wang, Ritsuka, Koyanskaya
Pairing(s): Taigong Wang/Ritsuka
Genre: Humor
Word Count: 295
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: None
Summary: Ritsuka returns from farming bloodied, and Jiang Ziya has a totally normal reaction to this.
Notes:

By all rights, it should be a normal mission farming Oprichniki. It's not something Jiang Ziya can help with, and he's a little uneasy that Koyanskaya seems to be the support Servant of choice, but Nero ensures that their Master will be well protected. (Then again, farming Oprichniki in a swimsuit can't be very comfortable…)

"We're ba~ack!"

"Welcome back, Ma- ehh?!"

Ritsuka's face and hair is splattered with blood. Red rivulets run down her hand as she pulls out her stained hair tie.

"It's not mine," she says. Which, thankfully he could tell that at a glance, or his reaction would be a very different one. "An Oprichnik surived Nero's Noble Phantasm and tried to get near me before Koyanskaya shot it full of holes."

"Your contract with NFF Services says nothing about keeping you clean!" Koyanskaya says cheerfully.

"I'm mostly just glad you didn't get me with any of those bullets…"

Jiang Ziya isn't listening. His mind is entirely a loop of 'how beautiful', with the distant thought that perhaps he should be concerned about what this pattern says about him as a person.

Ritsuka goes to rub her forehead, then thinks better of it. "I'm gonna go wash up."

"Wait-"

She blinks at him. "What's the matter?"

"Oh, Master, you're too innocent when it comes to men." Koyanskaya, ever eager to make him look worse, pipes up. "This is the sort of thing he gets off to."

A human cannot turn as red as blood through embarrassment alone, but Ritsuka makes a valiant effort anyway. "…I. Am going! To wash up now! Bye!"

She pushes past him, and he stares after her a moment before deciding that washing sounds like a great idea. Maybe he'll take a shower. A nice, cold shower.