nealuchi | the summer conundrum

Title: the summer conundrum
Fandom: Fate/Grand Order
Character(s): Ritsuka, Paracelsus
Pairing(s): None
Genre: Humor
Word Count: 125
Rating: G
Warnings: None
Summary: Ritsuka explains their hypothesis about swimsuits and Spirit Origins.
Notes:

"Okay, so if a girl puts on a swimsuit, it changes her Spirit Origin. But if a guy puts on swim trunks, it doesn't," says Ritsuka. "But Mordred and Caenis are both guys who have bikinis and are Riders now, and Douman is nonbinary and only got to even keep one of their outfits, let alone get a new class. So the way I see it is that either the laws of magic that govern Servants are weirdly transphobic, or it's the type of swimsuit specifically that changes your class."

Mildly, Paracelsus says, "And you would like me to wear this bikini to test your hypothesis?"

"I thought you might be on board with it for the sake of knowledge."

"…You know me too well."