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Touch My Tralala
Title: Touch My Tralala
Fandom: Shin Megami Tensei: Devil Children, and any SMT that has Baal Zebul in it I guess
Character(s): Setsuna, Beelzebub
Pairing(s): Setsuna/Beelzebub or I'm just gonna shove it under the Zett tag
Genre: Humor
Word Count: 215
Rating: Light R
Warnings: Talk about sex between a human and a fly.
Summary: Some things scale up.
Notes: I did calculations for this. I even used the average male's height for a human in the area where Beelzebub's story originated from.
"You're overweight," Setsuna says, one hand on the tiger-print cloth that covers Baal Zebul's giant belly. "Look, I can see your veins popping out."
"This form is meant to be intimidating," Baal Zebul grumbles, though fondness never leaves his voice. "Have you ever been intimidated by a skinny demon?"
"Father's skinny," Setsuna answers.
"Lord Lucifer is lean," Baal Zebul corrects. "And only in certain forms."
Setsuna shrugs and pulls away the cloth. And stops. "...Zebul your dick is two feet long."
It's rare to see someone with blue skin blush. "It is not two feet."
"You're right, it's probably longer than that. There's no way that can fit anywhere-" Setsuna steps back and folds his arms. "Bet you a hundred macca that it's longer than two feet and this is just as hard to work out as when you're a fly and have fangs and claws."
"...I refuse to take you up on that bet."
Setsuna finds a tape measure anyway for the sake of knowledge. It comes out to nearly two and a half feet, which Setsuna comments with a roll of his eyes, "is only practical if you live inside a hentai".
They spend the night watching bad porn and throwing popcorn at the screen instead of having sex. An evening well spent.
Fandom: Shin Megami Tensei: Devil Children, and any SMT that has Baal Zebul in it I guess
Character(s): Setsuna, Beelzebub
Pairing(s): Setsuna/Beelzebub or I'm just gonna shove it under the Zett tag
Genre: Humor
Word Count: 215
Rating: Light R
Warnings: Talk about sex between a human and a fly.
Summary: Some things scale up.
Notes: I did calculations for this. I even used the average male's height for a human in the area where Beelzebub's story originated from.
"You're overweight," Setsuna says, one hand on the tiger-print cloth that covers Baal Zebul's giant belly. "Look, I can see your veins popping out."
"This form is meant to be intimidating," Baal Zebul grumbles, though fondness never leaves his voice. "Have you ever been intimidated by a skinny demon?"
"Father's skinny," Setsuna answers.
"Lord Lucifer is lean," Baal Zebul corrects. "And only in certain forms."
Setsuna shrugs and pulls away the cloth. And stops. "...Zebul your dick is two feet long."
It's rare to see someone with blue skin blush. "It is not two feet."
"You're right, it's probably longer than that. There's no way that can fit anywhere-" Setsuna steps back and folds his arms. "Bet you a hundred macca that it's longer than two feet and this is just as hard to work out as when you're a fly and have fangs and claws."
"...I refuse to take you up on that bet."
Setsuna finds a tape measure anyway for the sake of knowledge. It comes out to nearly two and a half feet, which Setsuna comments with a roll of his eyes, "is only practical if you live inside a hentai".
They spend the night watching bad porn and throwing popcorn at the screen instead of having sex. An evening well spent.
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