nealuchi | The Hussie Has Spoken, Let Fic Now Make It So: Caliborn and Jade Harley

Title: The Hussie Has Spoken, Let Fic Now Make It So: Caliborn and Jade Harley
Fandom: Homestuck
Character(s): Caliborn, Jade
Pairing(s): Caliborn/Jade
Genre: Humor
Word Count: 140
Rating: PG
Warnings: Non
Summary: @andrewhussie: as an act of unprecedented magnanimity and good will, today I declare all ships are officially canon.
Notes: 13/a lot.

He is not not redeemable. She is not not not absolutely driving him up the wall half the time.

Caliborn makes his most generous offer ever, after being told that he really should have a living Space player. "Come with me. It'll just be you and me, no stupid 'siblings' or 'friends'-" he pauses to shudder- "-in our session. Lord of Time, god tier Witch of Space. It's... nice."

Jade answers clearly and calmly. "No."

"Well screw you then."

"I have enough trouble dealing with you over the internet," Jade explains, "and no way would I want to even be in the same set of worlds as you. I am not that stupid!"

There are many reasons why being near Caliborn is not a stupid idea. His propensity to kill people on his whims is one of them, clearly. Clearly.