nealuchi | The Topics of Butts and Hands

Title: The Topics of Butts and Hands
Fandom: Fate/Zero
Character(s): Ryuunosuke, Zero Caster
Pairing(s): None
Genre: Humor
Word Count: 130
Rating: PG
Warnings: None
Summary: Ryuunosuke is a worldly sort of man.
Notes: Writing for Fate again? Hoo-wee.

Ryuunosuke is a worldly sort of man, and he has read many things. Old books of ancient magic, for example. Yaoi hentai, for another.

If nothing else, they're good for a laugh. The dialogue is completely corny. The sex is in improbable positions with pre-lubricated butts (and it's always the butts). The art style- who would want to date a man whose hands were as big as their head? It's totally ridiculous.

An idle thought occurs to him one day, while working on an art piece. "Sir, can you come over here?"

The taller man immediately obliges, and Ryuunosuke takes one of his hands and places it near his cheek.

"Thought so. Bigger than my head."

He's going to have to apologize to any mangaka he meets, before killing them.