stacked up

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Title: stacked up
Fandom: Bungou to Alchemist
Character(s): Toukoku, Touson
Pairing(s): Toukoku/Touson
Genre: Smut
Word Count: 150
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: None
Summary: Toukoku and Touson in the library stacks.
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to pen these things

[misheard]

Title: to pen these things
Fandom: Bungou to Alchemist
Character(s): Chuuya, Dazai
Pairing(s): Chuuya/Dazai
Genre: Fluff
Word Count: 350
Rating: G
Warnings: None
Summary: Chuuya gets a surprising birthday present from Dazai.
Notes:

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show me your love, your love

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Title: show me your love, your love
Fandom: Bungou to Alchemist
Character(s): Atsushi, Kyouka
Pairing(s): Atsushi/Atsushi
Genre: Fluff
Word Count: 100
Rating: G
Warnings: None
Summary: Atsushi wants to get his other half a birthday present. There's an obvious problem with that.
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Support Caster Clubroom

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Title: Support Caster Clubroom
Fandom: Fate/Grand Order
Character(s): Gray, Waver, Tamamo, Skadi, Merlin
Pairing(s): Background Iskandar/Waver
Genre: Fluff/Humor
Word Count: 250
Rating: G
Warnings: None
Summary: The lounge for support Casters gets an Assassin addition.
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golden days

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Title: golden days
Fandom: Fate/Grand Order
Character(s): Fuuma, Kintoki
Pairing(s): Kintoki/Fuuma
Genre: Fluff
Word Count: 170
Rating: PG
Warnings: None
Summary: What does it mean to be golden, exactly?
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Noel Levine Solves the Plot in Five Minutes

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Title: Noel Levine Solves the Plot in Five Minutes
Fandom: Witch's Heart
Character(s): Noel, Ashe
Pairing(s): None
Genre: Humor
Word Count: 100
Rating: G
Warnings: None
Summary: Can't believe it was that easy this whole time.
Notes:

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bitter medicine

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Title: bitter medicine
Fandom: Fate/Grand Order
Character(s): Asclepius, Ritsuka
Pairing(s): Asclepius/Ritsuka
Genre: Humor
Word Count: 135
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: None
Summary: Asclepius prescribes a mana transfusion.
Notes:

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open your mouth and show me your throat

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Title: open your mouth and show me your throat
Fandom: Fate/Grand Order
Character(s): Asclepius, Ritsuka
Pairing(s): Asclepius/Ritsuka
Genre: Smut
Word Count: 586
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: None
Summary: Ritsuka successfully flirts with Asclepius.
Notes:

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think of yourself not as small, but cavernous

[misheard]

Title: think of yourself not as small, but cavernous
Fandom: Fate/Grand Order
Character(s): Douman
Pairing(s): Douman/Douman
Genre: Dark
Word Count: 230
Rating: PG
Warnings: Spoilers
Summary: Their Master listens to Limbo.
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yellow tulips for your two lips

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Title: yellow tulips for your two lips
Fandom: Fate/Grand Order
Character(s): Phantom of the Opera, Ritsuka, French servant cameos
Pairing(s): Ritsuka/Phantom of the Opera, background Dantes/Ritsuka
Genre: Fluff/Hurt/Comfort
Word Count: 664
Rating: G
Warnings: None
Summary: Phantom talks to other Servants and coughs up flowers.
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boi khalah boi khalah

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Title: boi khalah boi khalah
Fandom: Fate/Grand Order
Character(s): Roman, Queen of Sheba
Pairing(s): Queen of Sheba/Roman
Genre: Smut
Word Count: 834
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Spoilers
Summary: When Sheba suggested that they try some roleplay together, Roman sort of expected that she'd be the one in the maid dress, not him.
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hot snake summer

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Title: hot snake summer
Fandom: Fate/Grand Order
Character(s): Gorgon, Chiyome
Pairing(s): Gorgon/Chiyome
Genre: Fluff/Humor
Word Count: 100
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Threatened eye trauma
Summary: Gorgon enjoys summer, and enjoys watching Chiyome enjoy summer.
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Dream of the JK

[misheard]

Title: Dream of the JK
Fandom: Fate/Grand Order
Character(s): Suzuka Gozen, Hokusai
Pairing(s): Hokusai/Suzuka Gozen
Genre: Fluff/Smut
Word Count: 1,050
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: None
Summary: Suzuka is chosen as a sacrifice to the horrible tentacled thing that lives in a cave outside her village.

The horrible tentacled thing turns out to be a cute girl. Albeit still with the tentacles.
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keep her (safe)

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Title: keep her (safe)
Fandom: The Forest of Drizzling Rain
Character(s): Suga
Pairing(s): Suga/Shiori
Genre: Angst
Word Count: 443
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Referenced non-con, spoilers
Summary: Suga's thoughts on Ogami-san, after learning the truth.
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rimbaudy

[misheard]

Title: rimbaudy
Fandom: Bungou to Alchemist
Character(s): Rimbaud
Pairing(s): None
Genre: Fluff
Word Count: 100
Rating: G
Warnings: None
Summary: Rimbaud gets asked about Chuuya's nickname.
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poésie

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Title: poésie
Fandom: Fate/Grand Order, Fate/strange fake
Character(s): Dumas, Avicebron
Pairing(s): Dumas/Avicebron
Genre: Fluff
Word Count: 210
Rating: G
Warnings: None
Summary: Dumas is a lot of things, but he is not a poet.
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curse of intimacy

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Title: curse of intimacy
Fandom: Fate/Grand Order
Character(s): Sita, Nightingale, Rama
Pairing(s): Rama/Sita
Genre: Humor
Word Count: 200
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: None
Summary: Sita goes to Nightingale for some advice on a personal issue.
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buzz buzz buzz

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Title: buzz buzz buzz
Fandom: Shin Megami Tensei: Devil Children
Character(s): Setsuna, Zett
Pairing(s): Setsuna/Zett
Genre: Fluff
Word Count: 100
Rating: G
Warnings: None
Summary: Setsuna on Zett's other form.
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flutter

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Title: flutter
Fandom: Fate/Grand Order
Character(s): Ritsuka, Oberon
Pairing(s): None
Genre: Fluff
Word Count: 100
Rating: G
Warnings: None
Summary: Ritsuka compliments Oberon's wings.
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oh, oh, your body talks

[misheard]

Title: oh, oh, your body talks
Fandom: Fate/Grand Order
Character(s): Ritsuka, Barghest
Pairing(s): Ritsuka/Barghest
Genre: Smut
Word Count: 300
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Spoilers
Summary: This time Gawain's lover is the one who eats her. (But in a different way.)
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