party cost: priceless

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Title: party cost: priceless
Fandom: Fate/Grand Order
Character(s): Robin Hood, Ritsuka
Pairing(s): Ritsuka/Robin Hood
Genre: Fluff
Word Count: 100
Rating: G
Warnings: None
Summary: Robin asks why Ritsuka keeps bringing him.
Notes:

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in one consent

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Title: in one consent
Fandom: Fate/Grand Order
Character(s): Oberon, Ritsuka
Pairing(s): Ritsuka/Oberon
Genre: Drama
Word Count: 100
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Spoilers
Summary: Ritsuka knows that everything he says is a lie.
Notes:

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something something fireflies joke

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Title: something something fireflies joke
Fandom: Fate/Grand Order
Character(s): Oberon
Pairing(s): None
Genre: Humor
Word Count: 125
Rating: PG
Warnings: None
Summary: Oberon gets summoned in Fuyuki.
Notes:

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bungou stray do not

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Title: bungou stray do not
Fandom: Bungou Stray Dogs, Bungou to Alchemist
Character(s): BunAl Chuuya
Pairing(s): None
Genre: Humor
Word Count: 100
Rating: PG
Warnings: BSD Spoilers
Summary: Poet Chuuya checks up on how things have been going for the Agency and the Port Mafia recently. It turns out: not well!
Notes: Part of Tiger Songs.

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Professor

[misheard]

Title: Professor
Fandom: Fate/Grand Order
Character(s): Moriarty, Ritsuka
Pairing(s): Moriarty/Ritsuka
Genre: Smut
Word Count: 510
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: None
Summary: In Moriarty's defense, it was Ritsuka's idea.
Notes:

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to give form to the formless

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Title: to give form to the formless
Fandom: Fate/Grand Order
Character(s): Avicebron
Pairing(s): None
Genre: Angst
Word Count: 100
Rating: G
Warnings: None
Summary: Avicebron can take pride in his poetry, more so than his golems.
Notes:

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a very particular set of skills

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Title: a very particular set of skills
Fandom: Fate/Grand Order
Character(s): Miss Crane, Ritsuka
Pairing(s): None
Genre: Humor
Word Count: 100
Rating: G
Warnings: None
Summary: Miss Crane receives an emergency mission assignment.
Notes:

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go down go down go down

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Title: go down go down go down
Fandom: Fate/Grand Order
Character(s): Ryouma, Oryou
Pairing(s): Ryouma/Oryou
Genre: Smut
Word Count: 200
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: None
Summary: Ryouma doesn't have the same abilities as Oryou, but that isn't to say that he isn't good with his mouth, too.
Notes:

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the unswerving road

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Title: the unswerving road
Fandom: Bungou to Alchemist
Character(s): Atsushi
Pairing(s): None
Genre: General
Word Count: 100
Rating: G
Warnings: None
Summary: If Atsushi's writing were different, there would be only one of him.
Notes:

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when we get to getting off

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Title: when we get to getting off
Fandom: The Forest of Drizzling Rain
Character(s): Suga, Shiori
Pairing(s): Shiori/Suga
Genre: Smut
Word Count: 500
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: None
Summary: Volume control is hard to relearn. Luckily, Shiori likes that Suga's loud.
Notes:

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two queens, no waiting

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Title: two queens, no waiting
Fandom: Fate/Grand Order
Character(s): Penthesilea, Nero
Pairing(s): None
Genre: Humor
Word Count: 140
Rating: G
Warnings: None
Summary: Penthesilea is friends with Nero, which seems unusual.
Notes:

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hot heel blues

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Title: hot heel blues
Fandom: Fate/Grand Order
Character(s): Ritsuka, Baobhan Sith
Pairing(s): None
Genre: Angst/Fluff
Word Count: 470
Rating: G
Warnings: None
Summary: Ritsuka gets shoes from Baobhan Sith for her birthday.
Notes:

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hear, o hallownest

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Title: hear, o hallownest
Fandom: Hollow Knight
Character(s): The Radiance
Pairing(s): None
Genre: Drama
Word Count: 100
Rating: G
Warnings: None
Summary: And a great cry went out over the tribe of moths.
Notes:

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The Black Goat of Kent, Ohio

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Title: The Black Goat of Kent, Ohio
Fandom: Original
Character(s): Flaura, Shub-Niggurath
Pairing(s): None
Genre: fluff/Humor
Word Count: 475
Rating: PG
Warnings: Internalized transphobia
Summary: Flaura summons a Great Old One in her college dorm.
Notes:

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the pursuit of knowledge

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Title: the pursuit of knowledge
Fandom: Bungou Stray Dogs
Character(s): Atsushi, Dazai
Pairing(s): None
Genre: Humor
Word Count: 100
Rating: G
Warnings: None
Summary: Dazai asks Atsushi for a favor, which Atsushi refuses.
Notes:

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chotto a minute

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Title: chotto a minute
Fandom: Fate/Grand Order
Character(s): Blackbeard, Osakabehime
Pairing(s): Blackbeard/Lanling
Genre: Humor
Word Count: 370
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: None
Summary: Blackbeard has his bisexual awakening and asks one of his few friends for study material. Osakabehime does her best.
Notes:

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to certain old friends

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Title: to certain old friends
Fandom: Bungou to Alchemist
Character(s): Akutagawa
Pairing(s): None
Genre: Angst
Word Count: 165
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Suicide
Summary: It is cruel, perhaps, not to address this note to Kan.
Notes:

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Thorns

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Title: Thorns
Fandom: Fate/Grand Order
Character(s): Merlin, Bedivere, Mordred, Percival
Pairing(s): None
Genre: Drama
Word Count: 790
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: None
Summary: The knights of Camelot fall into an enchanted sleep, one by one.
Notes:

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Epithets

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Title: Epithets
Fandom: Fate/Grand Order
Character(s): Vlad, Ivan
Pairing(s): None
Genre: Humor
Word Count: 210
Rating: G
Warnings: None
Summary: Vlad "the Impaler" and Ivan "the Terrible" discuss Alexander "the Great".
Notes:

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you could be my laurel tree

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Title: you could be my laurel tree
Fandom: Fate/Grand Order
Character(s): Asclepius
Pairing(s): Asclepius/Ritsuka
Genre: Angst
Word Count: 200
Rating: PG
Warnings: References to mythological non-con
Summary: Asclepius, on the love that gods (and demigods) have to give.
Notes:

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