time and I

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Title: time and I
Fandom: OMORI
Character(s): Omori
Pairing(s): None
Genre: Angst
Word Count: 100
Rating: G
Warnings: None
Summary: Omori reflects on the rules of the real world.
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artoria #367

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Title: artoria #367
Fandom: Fate/Grand Order
Character(s): Artoria Caster, Gareth
Pairing(s): Onesided Artoria Caster/Gareth
Genre: Fluff/Humor
Word Count: 330
Rating: PG
Warnings: Spoilers
Summary: Another version of Gareth's king is summoned.
Notes:

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how lovely are thy tented pants

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Title: how lovely are thy tented pants
Fandom: Fate/Grand Order
Character(s): Roman, Queen of Sheba, Merlin
Pairing(s): Merlin/Roman/Sheba, Merlin/Roman, Roman/Sheba
Genre: Smut
Word Count: 200
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: None
Summary: Roman is well and thoroughly distracted from work.
Notes:

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sleep aid

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Title: sleep aid
Fandom: Fate/Grand Order
Character(s): Asclepius, Roman
Pairing(s): Asclepius/Roman
Genre: Fluff
Word Count: 500
Rating: G
Warnings: None
Summary: Roman doesn't rest while Ritsuka is in a Singularity. Asclepius makes sure he rests right after.
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put the kadosh on that

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Title: put the kadosh on that
Fandom: Lobotomy Corporation
Character(s): Evangeline (OC), Plague Doctor
Pairing(s): Evangeline/Plague Doctor
Genre: Humor
Word Count: 700
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: None
Summary: Evangeline does attachment work with Plague Doctor. Results are much better than expected.
Notes: Part of "these eldritch horrors are beyond YOUR comprehension. i get them though."

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walk walk fashion baby

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Title: walk walk fashion baby
Fandom: Library of Ruina
Character(s): Roland, Yesod, Angela
Pairing(s): Roland/Yesod
Genre: Fluff
Word Count: 395
Rating: G
Warnings: None
Summary: Roland dresses up, reluctantly.
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voided out

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Title: voided out
Fandom: Fate/Grand Order
Character(s): Oberon, Ritsuka
Pairing(s): None
Genre: Fluff/Humor
Word Count: 155
Rating: G
Warnings: None
Summary: Oberon awaits the reaction to his Valentine's Day return gift.
Notes:

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hug me, squeeze me, love me, tease me

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Title: hug me, squeeze me, love me, tease me
Fandom: Fate/Grand Order
Character(s): Taigong Wang, Ritsuka
Pairing(s): Taigong Wang/Ritsuka
Genre: Fluff/Humor
Word Count: 200
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: None
Summary: Taigong Wang hears Ritsuka's verdict on their fishing trip.
Notes:

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penetrate

[misheard]

Title: penetrate
Fandom: Library of Ruina
Character(s): Evangeline (OC), Fragment of the Universe
Pairing(s): Evangeline/Fragment of the Universe
Genre: Smut
Word Count: 1,052
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: None
Summary: An agent-turned-librarian visits Fragment of the Universe and teaches it a little more about humans.
Notes: Part of "these eldritch horrors are beyond YOUR comprehension. i get them though."

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the importance of the plus one

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Title: the importance of the plus one
Fandom: Fate/Grand Order
Character(s): Ritsuka, Taigong Wang
Pairing(s): None
Genre: Fluff/Humor
Word Count: 675
Rating: PG
Warnings: None
Summary: Ritsuka, court mage, is ordered to attend a grand ball, and decides to make everyone else involved regret this while technically not breaking any rules.
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water not yet spilled

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Title: water not yet spilled
Fandom: Fate/Grand Order
Character(s): Taigong Wang, Ritsuka
Pairing(s): Ritsuka/Taigong Wang
Genre: Angst
Word Count: 1,090
Rating: G
Warnings: None
Summary: Ritsuka has feelings for Jiang Ziya, but she already knows she's not his type.
Jiang Ziya doesn't know why Ritsuka is avoiding him.
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YKINMK

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Title: YKINMK
Fandom: Fate/Grand Order
Character(s): Taigong Wang, Ritsuka, Koyanskaya
Pairing(s): Taigong Wang/Ritsuka
Genre: Humor
Word Count: 295
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: None
Summary: Ritsuka returns from farming bloodied, and Jiang Ziya has a totally normal reaction to this.
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temper your love

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Title: temper your love
Fandom: Fate/Grand Order
Character(s): Ritsuka, Taigong Wang
Pairing(s): Taigong Wang/Ritsuka
Genre: Angst/Smut
Word Count: 770
Rating: R
Warnings: None
Summary: Jiang Ziya requires a great deal of mana, more than other Servants.
But it's fine. This is fine.
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but at least you die at home.

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Title: but at least you die at home.
Fandom: END ROLL
Character(s): Kantera, Russell
Pairing(s): None
Genre: Angst
Word Count: 590
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Suicidal thoughts, referenced child abuse
Summary: After some time away from Kantera's shop, Russell has a request. Kantera's feelings are complicated, and not all positive.
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in the name of love and flings

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Title: in the name of love and flings
Fandom: Library of Ruina
Character(s): Evangeline (OC), Queen of Hatred
Pairing(s): Evangeline/Queen of Hatred
Genre: Smut
Word Count: 920
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: None
Summary: Being a Magical Girl sounds rough. Evangeline's only a tiny bit self-motivated in offering stress relief, really.
Notes: Part of "these eldritch horrors are beyond YOUR comprehension. i get them though."

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well, technically,

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Title: well, technically,
Fandom: The Lady's Butler
Character(s): Vestia, Sierra
Pairing(s): Onesided Vestia/Charlotte, onesided Sierra/Vestia
Genre: Humor
Word Count: 295
Rating: G
Warnings: None
Summary: Vestia doesn't want to vent to Sierra about Mephisto, but it's not like there's anyone else he can talk to about his demon troubles.
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wedding night

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Title: wedding night
Fandom: The Lady's Butler
Character(s): Charlotte, Lancelot
Pairing(s): Charlotte/Lancelot
Genre: Smut
Word Count: 800
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: None
Summary: Despite everything, Woori and Lancelot's wedding goes without a hitch. That just leaves... afterwards.
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just a moment

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Title: just a moment
Fandom: Fate/Grand Order
Character(s): Ritsuka, Moriarty
Pairing(s): Ritsuka/Moriarty
Genre: Humor
Word Count: 100
Rating: G
Warnings: None
Summary: Moriarty goes to great lengths to get Ritsuka alone. It's only natural that Ritsuka would misunderstand.
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the next best thing

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Title: the next best thing
Fandom: Fate/Grand Order
Character(s): Vlad, Sanzang
Pairing(s): Sanzang/Qin Liangyu
Genre: Fluff
Word Count: 245
Rating: G
Warnings: None
Summary: Vlad is surprised to hear that Sanzang has a request for him.
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wilted one

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Title: wilted one
Fandom: Bungou to Alchemist
Character(s): Chuuya, Librarian
Pairing(s): None
Genre: Angst
Word Count: 235
Rating: PG
Warnings: Alcoholism
Summary: Chuuya wants to know if he could be summoned from a different time.
Notes:

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